Disclaimers

    • Anyone requesting anything Violating the Law will be asked to leave immediately.  NO EXCEPTIONS.
    • Employees do not offer therapeutic massage as a license is needed for such services.  Domination/Fetish, Spray Tanning and BODY SLIDES  are available at an hourly rate
    • To repeat, we do not offer or claim to offer any  massage which violates any local ordinances or laws.

Nuru Sessions

    • For those who have asked, Nuru is an type of fetish where the provider often using their entire body on the person to be treated. Strong tactile sensations are triggered that are designed to relieve stress with a special expensive lotion
    • The mandatory starting nuru tip to our staff is $140 to cover supplies and other expenses involved with this specialty.  This does NOT include the door fee {$70}which is paid on arrival.
    • To repeat, we do not offer or claim to offer any type of massage which violates any local ordinances or laws.

Disclaimer

    • Practitioners who will be considered exempt from the law, as long as services are not implied to be massage and bodywork therapy, are:
    • Practitioners who limit soft tissue manipulation to the hands, feet, and ears.
    • Practitioners who use touch, words, and directed movement to deepen awareness of existing patterns of movement in the body and the client remains clothed.

House Rules & “Thomas Paine”

    • For anyone who visits our facility, it is understood that you have read and accepted our house rules